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Nvidia superfans hosted a party to watch the quarterly results

Nvidia superfans hosted a party to watch the quarterly results

To these people, Jensen Huang is a rock star.
Photo: Ann Wang/Reuters

“Have some Nvidia beads!” Lauren Balik hands me the green plastic Mardi Gras necklace and – sure, why not? It's just before 4 p.m. in the Store House in Chelsea. A bunch of black, green and white balloons hit me in the face. Soap bubbles float through the air and seven screens hanging above the 30 or so people are broadcasting CNBC, who are here for one reason only: to see how much money Nvidia, the “most important stock on planet Earth,” has made in the last three months.

Nvidia is at the peak of its hype cycle. This year, the computer chip maker became something of a vehicle for all of capitalism's hopes and dreams as its market value surpassed $3 trillion and more than tripled in the past 12 months. Thanks to a quick tweet from Balik, finance and tech superfans are flocking to the bar to watch the quarterly results.

I have been involved in some form of Wall Street for 14 years, and this is the first time, to my knowledge, that a single company’s 10-Q filing has caused a group of people to don't even work there throw a party. “This is all really embarrassing!” says Takara Satone, 27, who tells me she works at a “big tech company.” Part of it is because of the power of financial memes and the stunning rise in Nvidia's share price over the past year, which has catapulted the company to the world's second-largest company by market capitalization after Apple. Most of the people I spoke to here owned stocks, and one had almost his entire life savings. But Nvidia has become something else – a feel-good story at a time when the economy is otherwise so unstable. “This is just the bubble in physical form,” says Howe Wang, an investor who blew up bubbles.

“I'm a believer,” said a Texas man who also works at “a major technology company” and wore an Nvidia T-shirt. He said he has invested in Nvidia since 2017 and that its stock has risen about 3,000 percent. On Monday, he used the proceeds to buy a studio apartment in Hudson Yards. He hopes to retire next year.

From left: Lauren Balik and her Nvidia-themed balloons. Photo: Kevin Dugan, New York MagazineLooking forward to the third quarter figures. Photo: Kevin Dugan, New York Magazine

From left: Lauren Balik and her Nvidia-themed balloons. Photo: Kevin Dugan, New York MagazineLooking forward to the third quarter figures. Photo: Kevin Dugan, New York…
From left: Lauren Balik and her Nvidia-themed balloons. Photo: Kevin Dugan, New York MagazineLooking forward to the third quarter figures. Photo: Kevin Dugan, New York Magazine

By 4:20 a.m., just before the winning numbers were announced, the crowd had grown to about 60 people. NPR sent a reporter. The Wall Street Journal And Morning brew. Most investors were in their twenties, some were older. CNBC treated the results as if it were New Year's Eve with a countdown timer. Everyone joined in and shouted: “3! 2! 1!

A failure!

Nvidia earned a measly $30 billion from April to June – actually more than some estimates, but far below the most euphoric expectations of the most hardened Wall Street investors. Balik booed. The whole mood fizzled out. A stock chart went sideways and then sharply down, about 7 percent. A man in a collarless celadon shirt recoiled when I asked him his opinion, looking as if I had killed his dog. Others were far less enthusiastic. “I don't really know anything. I don't really care,” Satone said. “I just wanted to see what happened with this meme event.”

To be fair, the expectations was crazy. Nvidia has been a phenomenon since June, when Jensen Huang, the leather-jacketed 61-year-old CEO, signed a woman's breast, the kind of over-the-top celebrity treatment not usually given to Silicon Valley executives. (If there are any pictures of Mark Zuckerberg or Elon Musk doing the same, I'm not aware of them.) At the time, the company was well on its way to a market value of $3.35 trillion, enriching not only its own employees but also propping up the entire stock market.

Balik had planned to broadcast the conference calls over the bar's PA system, but by 5 p.m. almost everyone had left. “I was rooting for Nvidia to go down a little. I thought that would be more fun,” she said. “But I don't want anyone to lose their shirt!”

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