Tweets about what it means to be the middle child

No one:

My middle child: Let's fight

Me: how about “Let’s love”

He: Love is boring

– Princess | Mindfulness | Conscious Parenting (@themultiplemom) 13 May 2022

Our middle child complained about the style of her older sister's hand-me-downs.

Sorry kid, but you're not a real middle child if you have your own sense of style.

– The Father (@thedad) June 8, 2023

My oldest child sends me silly TikToks all day long. My middle child just sent me plans on how to build a fire torch, and that should tell you everything you need to know about having a second-born child

– Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) July 11, 2021

The fact that Baby Boomers and Millennials are turning on each other and completely ignoring the existence of Generation X fits perfectly with our character development as a “middle child.”

— nika (@nikalamity) March 14, 2024

I asked a middle child who watched my son's soccer games what she did and she said, “I do A LOT – I go to my brother's baseball game and my other brother's swimming and my other brother's hockey game and my other brother's soccer game…”

– I hide from my kids (@IHideFromMyKids) 29 April 2024

I wonder what percentage of active Twitter users are the middle child. I bet it's high.

— Syrup Tishus (@Syrup_Tishus) 27 April 2024

I introduce Animaniacs: The three main characters can be divided into typical sibling clichés – there is the smart older brother who is the leader, the sweet but aggressive younger sister and then the middle child who-
Exec interrupts me: Does he talk like Ringo?
Me: Speaks like Ringo, exactly.

— Gabby Hutchinson Crouch (@Scriblit) 21 April 2024

My five-year-old uttered perhaps the truest words of her life last night around 11 p.m.: “I am a middle child and I AM LOSING MY MIND!”

– Ashley Parker (@AshleyRParker) 2 August 2024

do you think you can hurt me? Brother, I'm the middle child.

— abdullah (@ysodumb_) July 28, 2024

My date last night tried to classify me as a middle child

Suffice it to say that I will not see him again

— Brooke Bowman (@gptbrooke) June 2, 2024

The most incredible thing about the Home Alone movies is that Kevin is the youngest child. A mother just can't forget the baby. And now a middle child. Nobody remembers the middle child.

– Dearest Mommeh (@mommeh_dearest) 16 November 2021

I am the middle child.

Of course, I could stop in the middle of a sentence and nobody would

— Marl (@Marlebean) February 23, 2024

Today was National Middle Child Day. It's okay if you forgot. We're used to it.

— Leen McBeans (@LeenMcBeans) 13 August 2024

[5-year-old asks for a little bother]

Me: You don't want that. Then you would be a middle child.

6 years old: Am I a middle child?

Me: Yes, but it works for you.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) 12 December 2020

Happy Middle Child Day to all the least popular children 🙃

– Kalen Tchorzynski (@kalenanne_6) 13.August 2018

Yesterday was middle child day and no one even acknowledged it, and if that doesn’t apply to middle children, then I don’t know what does

– Angelica (@kiki_alonzo11) 13.August 2018

I'm a middle child. I haven't said a complete sentence out loud at a family gathering since 1987.

— JP 🍍 (@JPLFR80) March 9, 2024

It's so funny that people are horrified that my family knows about this account. I'm the middle child, what are they supposed to do, watch out?

— MsLee🌷 (Miyazaki's Chosen Prophet) (@All_Lee24) 18 August 2024

Why am I so good at UNO? I don't know, maybe it's because I'm a middle child and so I'm used to being overlooked. That means no one notices when I have a card left!!! Hello!!!

– Abi Moore (@abimoore11) 23 November 2018

Of course I have an inferiority complex, I am the middle child.

– Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) 24 April 2023

Middle sister: I think we should leave at 9:30
The family: So we'll all be there at 10 o'clock?
Sister: Let's leave at 9.30
Family: Everything ok for 10?
Me: Actually, I agree with 9.30
Family: That's a better idea! Let's leave at 9:30
Sister: Now tell me there is no such thing as middle child syndrome!!

🤣🤣

— Neena Jha (@DrNeenaJha) March 13, 2022

Sometimes I wonder how annoying it would be if I had my middle child first, then had no more children, and finally believed that his non-picky eating habits were because I was doing something right.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) 5 March 2021

my whole life changed when I realized that Hades is the oldest brother but is actually a middle sibling (Demeter, Hestia and Hera are all older). OF COURSE HE HAS THE BIGGEST DAMN MIDDLE CHILD ENERGY

— miccaeli ✍️ (@renegadeapostle) 28 October 2018

I would never steal a tweet. I'm an only child. I had enough attention at home. Stealing tweets is typical of the middle or youngest child.

— GOTHICC (@frankenfemme_) March 2, 2019

Ghost me all you want, I'm a middle child, baby, we thrive on being overlooked

— Crystal (@crystalsug) 25 February 2019

Wasn't there a Babylon Bee post with a post like “After Rapture, the middle child isn't particularly surprised to be left behind”?
If not, there should be one.

— PoliticalMath (@politicalmath) 21 February 2020

No one masters the art of the cannonball like a middle child.

– The Father (@thedad) May 8, 2022

People always ask me if my problem child is the middle child, but my husband is the oldest.

– Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) 5 March 2020